Friday, March 26, 2010
Jesus and Jerrick
People jacked up on the Jesus Juice need to take it down a few notches. Not everybody needs to be on "Team Jesus". Don't be so eager with helping people find the "way". Be more like the guy who works in the cell phone kiosk at the mall. He doesn't offer everybody a phone. Even he has an "opportunity filter" on, along with a lot of cologne, hair gel and bad pick up lines. Perfect example, as soon as Michael Vick was busted he informed us that he "found" Jesus thanks to our aforementioned friends. Really? a dog killer? My nephew Jerrick had a similar journey. He also went to prison. The first time he went in guess what happened? That's right, he "found" Jesus. The second time he went to prison he "found" a way to make a grilled cheese sandwich on a lightbulb. The third time he went to prison he "found" a way to make alcohol with an orange and a toilet. Seriously, you don't need everybody.
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