End of Year Lists

As we near the end of another year everybody will start compiling their lists of "bests" and "worsts" and "deaths" etc... I have none of those, but as 2008 comes to a close I did compile one list that is not only a sign of our modern times, but a sign of my pathetic existence. My list? "How many ways can you get in contact with Bryan Erwin"

Here we go:

hotmail
google (two accounts)
yahoomail
myspace (four accounts)
facebook
youtube
break
funnyordie
mac
home address
home phone (land line. yes, i said land line, these days that needs to be clarified to some)
cell phone

16 ways to get in contact with me!!!! 16!!!!

I don't think I have 16 legitimate conversations a year! (thats gonna piss off my wife. oh, wait she doesn't read these. nevermind.)

Seriously though, I am rarely contacted by anybody other than viagara and offshore account opportunities, so why the need for all these accounts? Honestly, I have no f*king idea!

Apparently, I drank a tall glass of arrogance and I am just starting to feel the hangover. Sadly, after publicly acknowledging this situation I will do absolutely nothing about it. Instead, I will be creating a Twitter account within 24 hours of this post. I am pathetic.

this is bryan
2008's Borderline Successful Internet Star